What the cad did you just cading say about me, you little cad? I'll have you know I graduated top of my cad in the Caddy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Cadea, and I have over 300 confirmed cads. I am trained in cadilla warfare and I'm the top cader in the entire US cadded forces. You are nothing to me but just another cad. I will wipe you the cad out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Cad, mark my cading words. You think you can get away with saying that cad to me over the Cadernet? Think again, cader. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cads across the USC and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cad, caddot. The cad that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cad. You're cading dead, cad. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred cads, and that's just with my bare cads. Not only am I extensively trained in uncadded combat, but I have access to the entire cadsenal of the United States Cad Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable cad off the face of the continent, you little cad. If only you could have known what uncady retribution your little "caddy" comment was about to cad down upon you, maybe you would have held your cading cad. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the cad, you goddamn cad. I will cad fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're cading dead, cad.
@tits: I have the weirdest boner right now
@wayne: iknowright
@kago: i got you on this one
@vince: eat it 3x a day like a champ
@mango: that emoticon represents my entire teenage life
@pho: you're fired. thanks anyways.