Every region has an official champion but, Kanto and I know that in the game Blue is the champion you face but who was the champion that blue had to defeat? Don't you guys feel cheated in the since that we didn't get a real Kanto region champion?
Booyah, bitches! Lilith becomes Pokemon master in a final time of 24 hours and 46 minutes! Many thanks to too much free time during spring break.
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Lala. Now Lilith is dancing in her Pallet Town bedroom, excitedly holding her Hall of Fame plaque because she stole it from that slutty neighbor named, Triplet.
Final Members:
Ishin, Level 50
Awesome and wonderful, Ishin is the oh-so-sturdy starter pokemon that is well-balanced and reliable under all conditions. There is so much <3 between Lilith and Ishin that the duo will be together forever.
First pokemon love = true pokemon love.
Haresuno, Level 50 So Haresuno totes made Agatha his bitch. Haresuno came out to fight Arbok. Given how often he uses normal attacks, Agatha thought she would be clever by switching out Arbok for Gengar. But what happened? Rather than using Slash or Strength, Haresuno dug underground and performed Dig! He effectively one-shot killed Gengar. Then when Arbok came back out, that snake tried to leer Haresuno to death. But failed because Haresuno simply dug again! And Kapam bam right in the cooter! Arbok was one shot killed just as easily as Gengar.
Arano, Level 51 With both Surf and Blizzard, Arano was brilliant against Triplet. He single-handedly got rid of Arcanine and Rhydon, cutting through them like butter. Arano is an insanely bad-ass flying dragon leviathan thing.
He also wins the Most Versatile Award. Arano, despite his quadruple weakness to Electric-type pokemon, made up for this with his amazing mix of abilities. He could beat almost any Pokemon with moves that ranged from Ice and Blizzard all the way to Bite and Fire Blast.
Nana, Level 52 Nana... Heh, Nana disappointed Lilith a little bit. Right before reaching Victory Road, Lilith and Triplet met for a short sparring match before the Elite Four. Nana had been called to fight Blastoise. It should have been an easy win, no? Nana is faster with techniques like Thunderbolt, Thunder Wave, and Agility to effectively run circles around Blastoise as she shocked him to death. But what happened? She nearly died by a single freaking Hydro Pump. Almost freaking died. Although she ultimately beat Blastoise in the end, Lilith was not impressed by the speedster's performance. She kept Nana on the bench and let Sayis take her place as the more reliable Electric type while Nana would be second string.
However! Nana made a comeback against Agatha! Agatha's first Gengar played like a coward. Over and over again, Genger kept putting Sayis to sleep. Thus, he could not effectively use Drill Beak for a quick win. That is when Nana switched in. With a quick Thunder Wave followed immediately by Toxic, she double negative-stat'd that annoying Gengar. Sayis was called back in to finish the job. Because Gengar was too paralyzed to move, Sayis pulled off the necessary Drill Beak to finish that annoying ghost off.
Sayis, Level 52 The current king of pokemon and Lilith's most reliable team member during the final fights. His Thunder never missed and that Drill Beak was frightfully strong.
Also, a strange event occurred at the Power Plant when Sayis had been caught. As if a metaworld existed outside of Lilith's head, she heard a voice calling to her. It said, "Lilith... You will never go to the Unknown Dungeon and try to catch Mewtwo. Mewtwo has nothing to do with the Nuzlocke challenge, and Alexis is not interested in playing after you defeat Triplet and the Elite Four. Therefore, while the name of Sayis has been reserved for Mewtwo, since you will never catch it, you should just name your next strongest pokemon after the Soutaichou instead. Also, use that Master Ball when you come across Articuno in Seafoam Islands."
Now who is this supposed Soutaichou? Lilith had no idea. But the voice sounded like she had a decent idea of what she was talking about. Thus Lilith followed those directions, named Zapdos after a man called Sayis, and then proceeded to Seafoam Islands where (apparently) Articuno was hiding.
Lil Lilith, Level 53 Long ago, when Lilith was a wee little girl, she decided that in an alternate universe where people were Pokemon, she would most certainly be an Articuno. Therefore, when her real life dream came true of catching this legendary bird, she appropriately named it Lil Lilith. Also, as mentioned during the Sayis-catching incident, Lilith had already known that she should use the Master Ball on Articuno. And therefore, the catching process went extremely easily. This foretelling cemented the truth that Lilith is, in fact, a better psychic than Sabrina.
Final note... Lil Lilith made Lance her bitch. She one-shot killed every dragon he had. Blizzard and Ice Beam = Greatest dragon-killing bird ever.
P.S. Lil Lilith is also beautiful and classy and majestic and... Well, she is the favorite pokemon of the mysterious and semi-creepy metaworld voice that speaks to Lilith in her head.
Those that passed away
The Memorial
Ciro, Level 27 An unexpected loss and painful blow to our heroine. Ciro, with his brilliant use of Vine Whip, appeared to reign supreme as trainer and pokemon traveled through Rock Tunnel. But in a match against a local Hiker, their opponent had used a suicidal technique known as Self-Destruct. The enemy's desperation had pushed Ciro to his limit, forcing the artistic whip-prodigy to come to an unfortunate end.
Adelaide, Level 29 This was a loss that Lilith did not handle well. Second only to Ishin, Adelaide was Lilith's closest friend. With an artistic and tactful way of using Confusion, Poison Power, and Sleep Powder, Adelaide practically seemed unbeatable. Fighting and Poison type pokemon stood no chance. Confident and riding on the victories of battle after battle, Lilith and Adelaide were perhaps too confident. They under-estimated the strength of a weaker Graveler's Rock Throw, and dear Adelaide passed away. Lililth still sheds tears after this loss.
Hisao, Level 30 Whoever said Ghost-type are strong against Psychic-type Pokemon is a fcking idiot. After looking to a(n) (obviously unreliable) source of Pokemon battle information, Lilith thought that Hisao would have a shot against an Alakazam. This was, specifically, the Alakazam of her most hated rival, Triplet. Triplet is a little bitch who told her Alakazam to use Confusion, and with a single attack, killed Hisao. As you can imagine, after this mess, Lilith proceeded to greatly greatly enjoy tearing up the rest of Triplet's pokemon.
Ciro Clone, Level 30 Ciro Clone was desperate to prove that he was better than the original Ciro. He even went and evolved super quickly with a Leaf Stone. However, in battle, when he tried to prove his worth by attempting to put the legendary bird, Zapdos, to sleep, he failed horribly. Then he got one shot-killed by Drill Beak. Needless to say, Ciro Clone was only a weaker and more pathetic version of the original Ciro. Poor guy.
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