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The OFFICIAL Chat Quote Thread

Shadowthreader (12:18:58 PM): driving theory classes have ended.
TmChairboy (12:18:58 PM): fear not newb-emo
Shadowthreader (12:19:08 PM): today was the last one
Shadowthreader (12:19:11 PM): and hi moony
Robin DvX (12:19:22 PM): Hell yes I will.
LadySt3ph (12:19:24 PM): Driving theory....
moonlit009 (12:19:26 PM): Hey!
Robin DvX (12:19:27 PM): Hey Thread
holaroro (12:19:30 PM): late but
holaroro (12:19:32 PM): no tom
TmChairboy (12:19:32 PM): driving theory is easy
LadySt3ph (12:19:34 PM): .-. How does that even work?
holaroro (12:19:35 PM): just every emo ive ever met
TmChairboy (12:19:38 PM): it's common sense
holaroro (12:19:40 PM): has a batman tshirt
LadySt3ph (12:19:44 PM): I'm pretty sure drivin is more than a theory.
holaroro (12:19:44 PM): or a superman one
TmChairboy (12:19:50 PM): hmm
Shadowthreader (12:19:51 PM): yeah it is, steph
TmChairboy (12:19:54 PM): must be a brum thing
holaroro (12:20:00 PM): probably hgaha.
holaroro (12:20:01 PM): haha*
TmChairboy (12:20:06 PM): not so common here
holaroro (12:20:10 PM): D8!!
LadySt3ph (12:20:13 PM): Is that like driver's ed for people who want to call it something more fancy?
holaroro (12:20:15 PM): its usually the 13 year oldddsss
moonlit009 (12:20:26 PM): lol Rose
TmChairboy (12:20:30 PM): well i don't know many 13 year olds, would be a bit creepy...
moonlit009 (12:20:33 PM): Heh yeah must be Steph
LadySt3ph (12:20:51 PM): Maybe I should try that with other things in life.
Robin DvX (12:21:00 PM): O.o
TmChairboy (12:21:06 PM): refering to things by fancy names?
Robin DvX (12:21:06 PM): I don't know any 13 year olds atm.
LadySt3ph (12:21:08 PM): "I'm not unemployed. I'm studying Unemployment Theory."
moonlit009 (12:21:16 PM): LOL
HarmoniousSanity (12:21:29 PM): lol
TmChairboy (12:21:32 PM): "I'm not a pedo, i'm studying Child Development"
LadySt3ph (12:21:36 PM): "Pfft. You went for a JOG?! I took a course in Motion Theory this morning."
Shadowthreader (12:21:37 PM): lol, tom
LadySt3ph (12:21:39 PM): LOL TOM
ElementalWars (12:21:49 PM): o.O
HarmoniousSanity (12:21:51 PM): tom ftw
TmChairboy (12:22:01 PM): *bows* thank you, thank you
 
K so it's not technically Halcyon Days chat, but it's totally quote-worthy.


nanocarps (12:41:55 AM): this is the weirdest moment of my life
Several Zombies (12:42:02 AM): o_o
Several Zombies (12:42:05 AM): whut?
nanocarps (12:43:30 AM): okei i have prty weak internet right now
nanocarps (12:43:36 AM): u will know why in due time
nanocarps (12:44:01 AM): okei to start off~
nanocarps (12:44:18 AM): hey are u there
Several Zombies (12:45:04 AM): yeh
Several Zombies (12:45:05 AM): whats up?
nanocarps (12:45:17 AM): haha
nanocarps (12:45:24 AM): okei so about an hour ago
nanocarps (12:45:30 AM): i decide im hungry
nanocarps (12:45:44 AM): so i head over to th ghetto popeyes thts open all night
nanocarps (12:45:54 AM): th trip is prty magnificent
nanocarps (12:46:12 AM): as i did not know that the ghetto popeyes was a gangster hangout on fridays
Several Zombies (12:46:27 AM): hahaha
Several Zombies (12:46:33 AM): its a popeyes man
nanocarps (12:46:44 AM): haha the best part
nanocarps (12:47:00 AM): is tht they werent even rly hangin out at the popeyes
Several Zombies (12:47:41 AM): k?
nanocarps (12:48:37 AM): ughh
nanocarps (12:49:04 AM): stupid aim
nanocarps (12:49:14 AM): they were hangin out at the abandoned car wash next to the popeyes
nanocarps (12:49:14 AM): but thts not even the weird part
nanocarps (12:49:28 AM): anyway where was i
Several Zombies (12:50:12 AM): k
Several Zombies (12:50:13 AM): lol
nanocarps (12:50:46 AM): did I fix it
nanocarps (12:51:50 AM): okay back to the story
nanocarps (12:52:29 AM): so I leave popeyes w/ my delicious spicy chicken strip combo
nanocarps (12:52:48 AM): just livin lief
nanocarps (12:53:09 AM): and then I get back to my dorm
nanocarps (12:53:44 AM): I unlock the door to my room and hear a scream
Several Zombies (12:54:03 AM): =O
nanocarps (12:54:12 AM): yeh
nanocarps (12:54:41 AM): I'm a lil scared so I get ready to use my midnight snack as weapon
Several Zombies (12:54:51 AM): HAHA
nanocarps (12:55:03 AM): but lo and behold
nanocarps (12:55:33 AM): it is my roomate bangin his best friends gf
nanocarps (12:56:08 AM): imagine my surprise
nanocarps (12:56:18 AM): when I see this
nanocarps (12:56:38 AM): now imagine my disgust
Several Zombies (12:56:50 AM): o_o;;
nanocarps (12:57:12 AM): u hear about this stuff happenin all th tiem
nanocarps (12:57:22 AM): but when u see it
nanocarps (12:57:33 AM): ur still all
nanocarps (12:57:40 AM): ._.
nanocarps (12:57:48 AM): O_O
Several Zombies (12:58:12 AM): ur not his best friend, right? 8D
Several Zombies (12:58:13 AM): LOL
nanocarps (12:58:24 AM): I quickly shut the door and skedaddled back to my car
Several Zombies (12:58:25 AM): Did you bludgeon him w/ your chicken tenders?
Several Zombies (12:58:26 AM): LOL
Several Zombies (12:58:31 AM): hahaahaha
nanocarps (12:58:31 AM): haha no
nanocarps (12:58:50 AM): his best friend is prty cool tho
nanocarps (12:59:09 AM): I guess his gf doesn't think so >__>
Several Zombies (12:59:18 AM): Ouch haha
Several Zombies (12:59:23 AM): So liek
nanocarps (12:59:25 AM): but anyway
Several Zombies (12:59:37 AM): nanocarps true Hollywood stories?
nanocarps (12:59:39 AM): I'm in my car right now
Several Zombies (12:59:42 AM): or is this a clever ruse
Several Zombies (12:59:44 AM): hahaha
nanocarps (1:00:04 AM): just close enough to still get wireless internet
Several Zombies (1:00:11 AM): AHAHA
Several Zombies (1:00:18 AM): That is the biggest fail.
Several Zombies (1:00:19 AM): Ever
nanocarps (1:00:54 AM): in a parking garage about 50 meters away from the building where I llive
nanocarps (1:01:12 AM): eating popeyes
Several Zombies (1:01:20 AM): ahahahha
nanocarps (1:01:36 AM): it's midnight
Several Zombies (1:01:52 AM): LOL
nanocarps (1:01:55 AM): I don't know when it'll be safe to go back in
Several Zombies (1:01:57 AM): Im seriously loling
Several Zombies (1:01:58 AM): hahaha
nanocarps (1:02:59 AM): yeh I'm laughing about it too
nanocarps (1:03:09 AM): but at the same time
nanocarps (1:03:17 AM): I'm crying
Several Zombies (1:03:57 AM): hahaha
nanocarps (1:05:03 AM): the worst part
Several Zombies (1:05:14 AM): theres a worse part?!
Several Zombies (1:05:15 AM): lol
nanocarps (1:05:25 AM): is that the popeyes lady didn't give me a fork
Several Zombies (1:05:38 AM): HOW IS THAT THE WORST PART
Several Zombies (1:05:39 AM): LOL
nanocarps (1:05:43 AM): how am I supposed to eat these mashed potatoes

And to top it off...
The Straw Spoon
popeyes.jpg
 
It's true, kai design is all about what you can do with it...

GilgameshTime (11:23:17 PM): course w/ ah's im like utility utility utility
GilgameshTime (11:23:36 PM): if uve got utility you do fun stuff regardless of stats or bein gewd at writin fights
GilgameshTime (11:23:40 PM): example steph
Aredil (11:24:02 PM): my release puts me at the perfect level to look up steph's character's skirt
nanocarps (11:24:06 PM): thts what gun flex was all about: (
Aredil (11:24:08 PM): utility utility utility

New quote: (editted for relevance - conversation topic: KOTOR)

Kawazoe94 (6:24:31 PM): i prty got the most ambivalent ending ever
Kawazoe94 (6:24:34 PM): i was ttly neutral
Kawazoe94 (6:24:46 PM): well i was all good
Kawazoe94 (6:24:57 PM): and then i messed up on tht political planet
Kawazoe94 (6:25:05 PM): and ended up killin all of a faction
Kawazoe94 (6:25:12 PM): it was prty much mass dark side points
Kawazoe94 (6:25:22 PM): i was still a little gud thou
Kawazoe94 (6:25:27 PM): but then i had to kill the jedi master there too
Kawazoe94 (6:25:31 PM): so all the jedi i saved previously
Kawazoe94 (6:25:33 PM): were like YOU DICK
Kawazoe94 (6:25:35 PM): NOW YOU DIE
Kawazoe94 (6:25:40 PM): and so i had to kill them
Kawazoe94 (6:25:42 PM): : [
Kawazoe94 (6:25:53 PM): so when i was talkin to kreia
Kawazoe94 (6:25:55 PM): she was liek
Kawazoe94 (6:26:02 PM): 'u r the worst kind of person'
Kawazoe94 (6:26:06 PM): 'u are neither good nor evil'
Kawazoe94 (6:26:09 PM): 'u just destroy'
Kawazoe94 (6:26:15 PM): and i was like : [
Kawazoe94 (6:26:25 PM): it was just one dialogue mishap lady
Kawazoe94 (6:26:28 PM): just one dialogue mishap
 
Saika Rakushun (4:56:25 PM) has entered the room.
sled man 383 (4:56:36 PM): hey hiren

KazunariKago (4:56:44 PM): *gropes kev*

veralidaine1113 (4:57:04 PM): ONE DOWN 49024 TO GO

veralidaine1113 (4:57:07 PM): also hey guys

veralidaine1113 (4:57:09 PM): /lurk

hirenkyaku12123 (4:57:26 PM): ?

KazunariKago (4:58:05 PM): *lurks in the shadows after a successful gropage*

Saika Rakushun (4:58:38 PM): *Negation Chops*

Saika Rakushun (4:58:45 PM): so i started readin fairy tail

Saika Rakushun (4:58:51 PM): and there's some lolz

KazunariKago (4:59:00 PM): Kev

Saika Rakushun (4:59:09 PM): no u

KazunariKago (4:59:12 PM): Why dost thou hate me so?

Saika Rakushun (5:00:01 PM): u

KazunariKago (5:03:23 PM): no i

sled man 383 (5:06:50 PM) has left the room.
Saika Rakushun (5:06:54 PM): ye

KazunariKago (5:07:25 PM): how goes it kev?

Saika Rakushun (5:09:35 PM): it goes

KazunariKago (5:10:57 PM): I see

KazunariKago (5:10:59 PM): oh

KazunariKago (5:11:00 PM): btw

KazunariKago (5:11:14 PM): *gropes kev and then flees chat successfully*

KazunariKago (5:11:14 PM) has left the room.
Saika Rakushun (5:12:01 PM): *Negation Chops*

Saika Rakushun (5:12:04 PM): foolish tactics


Lesson Learned: Don't Try to Beat the System. You Won't.
 
Aredil (12:41:11 AM): so thats where you draw the line

Hallucination470 (12:41:19 AM): white line*

Aredil (12:41:22 AM): youll do no booze and pills, but gotta have that coke

Hallucination470 (12:41:42 AM): yeah. diet coke is pretty bomb

Aredil (12:42:00 AM): coca cola is used to clean blood off streets

Aredil (12:42:10 AM): and can erode porcelaine overnight

Hallucination470 (12:42:24 AM): thats very interesting

Aredil (12:44:28 AM): imagine what your teeth must feel like

Aredil (12:44:33 AM): goodnight

Aredil (12:44:37 AM) has left the room.
veralidaine1113 (12:44:42 AM): LOL

Hallucination470 (12:44:45 AM): thank god

veralidaine1113 (12:44:54 AM): see things like that just make me wonder if like his mom came in

veralidaine1113 (12:44:58 AM): and started yellin at him

veralidaine1113 (12:45:01 AM): to go to bed

Hallucination470 (12:45:02 AM): hahahaha



God bless internet anonymous-ness
 
ThJ1234 (10:19:12 AM):gimme a sex

ThJ1234(10:19:18 AM):a sec

ventor96(10:19:18 AM):uhh?

ThJ1234 (10:19:19 AM):XD

Several Zombies (10:19:19 AM):lawlll


]ventor96(10:19:20 AM):O_O

Several Zombies (10:19:21 AM):typooo

Several Zombies10:19:23 AM):hahaha

hirenkyaku12123 (10:19:24 AM):typoooooo


hirenkyaku12123(10:19:28 AM):quotes*

Several Zombies (10:19:33 AM):rooooooofl

hirenkyaku12123 (10:19:37 AM):epic typo
 
[12:40] HimoBobd: Oh man....this new Bleach filler is bad
[12:40] Senesati: oh wait so who grades him?
[12:40] veralidaine1113: steph
[12:40] Senesati: WHAT!?
[12:40] veralidaine1113: he's not cerb
[12:40] veralidaine1113: he's unafilliated
[12:41] Senesati: bo you are not talkin the zan arc are you?
[12:41] veralidaine1113: and plannin to go orph
[12:41] TmChairboy: it's better than amagay bob
[12:41] Senesati: bob even
[12:41] Senesati: oh I see vera
[12:41] Senesati: bob must be smokin crack
[12:41] HimoBobd: Yes I am
[12:41] Senesati: if he is talking the zan arc
 
Again, not technically THE chat, but so worth quoting :>

hallucination470 (2:12:41 AM): their entire house smelled like rice
hallucination470 (2:12:43 AM): >_>
hallucination470 (2:12:56 AM): and incest
Several Zombies (2:12:56 AM): looool
Several Zombies (2:12:59 AM): ughh D:
Several Zombies (2:13:00 AM): hahaha
hallucination470 (2:13:03 AM): incense*
hallucination470 (2:13:06 AM): lolololol
 
ElementalWars: I believe in your ability to figure this out

ThJ1234: hmm

ThJ1234: *gets out oversized pipe*

ThJ1234: puzzling

ThJ1234: verry puzlling

ThJ1234: write this down

ThJ1234: twentie seventh of july

ThJ1234: the stars are green

ThJ1234: my hat is blue

ThJ1234: baby

ThJ1234: i love you

ThJ1234: POW

ThJ1234: million dollar hit

ThJ1234: right there

ElementalWars: got it.

ElementalWars: now what?

ThJ1234: now we dance

ElementalWars: *dances*

ThJ1234: and make sweet love, to our woman

ElementalWars: *makes swee-*wait, singular?

ElementalWars: :<

lilmangoseed: ....
 
Haxr Chisame (11:50:53 PM): DESU

Haxr Chisame (11:50:56 PM): DESU ARE YUO EUIFOUPODIFJSDfkL

Haxr Chisame (11:50:58 PM): ARE YOU HERE?!

Haxr Chisame (11:51:09 PM): O_O This is seeeeeeerious for serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moonlit009 (11:51:24 PM): Steph....you are clearly freaking OUT!

Haxr Chisame (11:51:27 PM): -stomps around- Desu! Repond!!!

Haxr Chisame (11:51:30 PM): I aaaaaaam.

Haxr Chisame (11:52:06 PM): OMG DESU! By a round of applause let me know you're theeeeeeeere

Haxr Chisame (11:52:27 PM): Desu. I bet you're watching chat right now

Haxr Chisame (11:52:30 PM): Seeing me spazz

Haxr Chisame (11:52:38 PM): but you're sitting back in your chair with a smirk

Haxr Chisame (11:52:40 PM): underneath that hat

Haxr Chisame (11:54:06 PM): Desuuuuu

nanocarps (11:54:17 PM): shhhhhh

Haxr Chisame (11:54:25 PM): -shhhs-

Haxr Chisame (11:54:29 PM): b-b-b-but guys!

nanocarps (11:54:32 PM): shhhhhhhh

Haxr Chisame (11:54:34 PM): This is soooooooooooo stupor importa..

Haxr Chisame (11:54:36 PM): -shhhs-

swaswj (11:54:47 PM): Lure him out with parameters

xxeternal72 (11:55:02 PM): i herd psyren has grat parameters

Haxr Chisame (11:55:04 PM): OH. Desu. I want to make a new ..... uhm ..... ban kai

nanocarps (11:55:06 PM): u wanna continue on pokemanz rp

GilgameshTime (11:55:12 PM): hunh
 
kunoich1 (21:37:35) has entered the room.
Haxr Chisame (21:37:35) has entered the room
BryanSinny (12:37:23 PM): kunooo, stephhhh
BryanSinny (12:37:25 PM): such timing
MollyRocket77 (12:37:31 PM): heya kuno <3
ventor96 (12:37:31 PM): Hello Kewno and Stephles
ventor96 (12:37:34 PM): <3
MollyRocket77 (12:37:35 PM): heya stephie <3
kunoich1 (12:37:38 PM): hihi <3
swaswj (12:37:39 PM): Hey Kuno, Stephie
ventor96 (12:38:45 PM): Herm... Third is so inactive these days
sheswithdork (12:38:56 PM): DIANARAMA~
sheswithdork (12:38:57 PM): hi
ventor96 (12:38:59 PM): Only Lambo, Bliss, Shun and I
Haxr Chisame (12:39:01 PM): :3 Diana and I are like... one and the same.
sheswithdork (12:39:04 PM): And hi Stephie <3
ventor96 (12:39:07 PM): oo
Haxr Chisame (12:39:09 PM): hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Niiiiiiiiiick
BryanSinny (12:39:13 PM): cool
ventor96 (12:39:15 PM): U rly are Steph?
ventor96 (12:39:16 PM): O.o
kunoich1 (12:39:19 PM): cheesu, you've gone blue~
ventor96 (12:39:20 PM): Nick? WHere?
Haxr Chisame (12:39:26 PM): kunoichi1 is my sockpuppet account
ventor96 (12:39:34 PM): oic
ventor96 (12:39:36 PM): ahahaha
Haxr Chisame (12:39:39 PM): yeah
kunoich1 (12:39:40 PM): see how clever i am signing in on both accounts at once?
BryanSinny (12:39:44 PM): you misspelled kunoich1 :P
 
K3Seraph (8:21:29 PM): ...I don't think that Mango's playing.
ShesWithDork (8:21:33 PM): k
lilmangoseed (8:21:35 PM): lol, one sex
lilmangoseed (8:21:38 PM): omg...
lilmangoseed (8:21:40 PM): sec*
divine seika (8:21:41 PM): lmao
Haxr Chisame (8:21:46 PM): ( Haha! )
hirenkyaku12123 (8:21:46 PM): lulz
HarmoniousSanity (8:21:46 PM): haha
ShesWithDork (8:21:47 PM): *giggles uncontrollably*
HarmoniousSanity (8:21:57 PM): quote time
K3Seraph (8:22:00 PM): -snickers-
K3Seraph (8:22:03 PM): Indeed.
 
The Coming of the Rainicorn in Cloud Land

The Coming of the Rainicorn in Cloud Land​

AUTHORS : Stephie, K12, Cheese, Vera, Seika, Hiren, Mango

CHAPTER ONE​

*Note: Randomly bored in chat so we came up with this story!
We each took a turn ( out of order of what I listed up there, sorry ) to write a line!
This is the story that unfolded and chapter one of our tale!​

-------------------------​

*Once upon a time.

*There was a castle hidden in the clouds that drifted from land to land.

*The king of the castle looked out the window as he watched his people below

*And he saw that the clouds were unusually numerous today.

*And then a big, jolly cloud ghost started giggling at the king.

*"What do you want from me, oh giggling ghost?" the king asked in fear.

*A unicorn appeared, galloping across a rainbow to reach the scene.

*The king blinked, what a strange day today was turning out to be.

*Unicorns, notorious for their appetites for magical things, knocked the cloud ghost on the ground and gobbled on its fluffy essence!

*The playful unicorns galloped up to the king and the first, Velveteen Rainsong, asked, "So Mister King, do you want to play a game with us?"

*"What kind of game?" The king asked.

*"Twister!" the unicorns jovially exclaimed.

*"Why that's a grand idea!" the king beamed excitedly.

*"But what shall we use to make the colorful pinwheel to spin for the game?" asked Velveteen Rainsong with a pout.

*"Why, I shall have my royal wizards begin upon it at once!" replied the king excitedly.

* When the royal wizards received their king's request they stared in shock and horror and they insisted with urgency "But, Majesty, playing Twister with the unicorns sounds like a terrible idea!"

*"Nonsense!" said the King, "Twister is the game of Lords!"

*With his word being final, the dejected wizards regretfully created a fantastical colored pinwheel to be used for the royal game.

*Excitedly, the unicorn spun the pinwheel with its shiny hoof and cried, "Whoo! Right hand red!"

*The king and the unicorns all excitedly put their right hand and hoofs onto the closest red circle.

*"Left foot green," shouted the king, spinning the wheel once again.

*Half devoured, the once giggling ghost called out for help but its cries were ignored as the vivid venture continued and a mixture of limbs tangled in to a magical mess.

*The ghost, tired of being ignored, reformed itself slowly, "You who ignore me, I shall now punish all," it shouted, before flying to the king and stealing the magical spinner.

*The king, shocked and outraged, shouted out, "My greatest knights! Retrieve the magical pinwheel at once so that we might continue our game!"

*The unicorn's nose flared as it whinnied uncontrollably. "How dare you interrupt our game!"

*The unicorns began rampaging through the castle and the kingdom below, demanding the return of their magical pinwheel.

*Meanwhile the king, stayed fastened to the twister board, determined to uphold the integrity of their game.

*The wizards mocked the knaves, knights, and kingdom inhabitants as a war broke out for they knew their king was a foolish man for risking death to play with unicorns and now may be stuck with his right hand red and left foot green for all eternity.

*The ghost fluttered above, spinner in hand, with a maniacal grin as the floated around, "What they seek will never be found!"

*With his declaration made, he retreated far into the outskirts of the kingdom, past the Flapjack Forest and over Gum Drop Gully, the spinner firmly held in his translucent hands as he cackled.

*"Hurry, Ghost of the Pillsbury Dough Boy! Make your escape!" was exclaimed but suddenly a centaur appeared carrying a gold bow and arrow; centaurs and the unicorns having always faced great controversy because the unicorns deemed them 'not magical enough.'

*The centaur shot the nearest knight with his magical golden arrow, turning the poor man into a goldfish.

*A centaur laughed maniacally as he stepped on the tiny goldfish.

*With the Cloud Kingdom in chaos, the wizards consulted with their king knowing well they could create a new spinner with little effort but full of integrity, and still perched in his proper position in accordance with the rules of the game, the rude ruler refused their offer and still demanded the return of the original spinner.

*The winged ruler of the unicorns, whose name is a legend, fluttered down to see the king, "The centaurs and the ghost need to be stopped with a three pronged attack!"

*The arrival of their leader sparked a roar of approval from the unicorns, and even the king himself despite his less-than-comfortable position, they would attack and retrieve their magic pinwheel!

*Soon all the generals of the kingdom, as well as the leaders of the unicorn tribes, were gathered at a meeting to discuss their strategy.

*The Unicorns suggested that they simply rush the ghost's lair, insisting that their superior numbers would be more than enough to overpower the ghost.

*Witness to the entire ordeal from her seat at her window was the king's beautiful darkhaired daughter and she secretly wondered why the jolly, giggling ghost had come to see her father in the first place.

*The young prince from the neighboring kingdom started at the princess and basked in her glow, before walking to her, "My dear princess, let us leave here and elope to the land of dreams."

*Taken aback by such a request, the daughter found herself flustered by the suddenness, a light blush adorning her face as she tried to find a suitable response.

*"Uh... W-well... you see valiant prince," the princess began, "my father is currently trapped in the curse of a cloud ghost," she explained with great pain in her voice.

*"I see." replied the prince, putting on his wizard hat and cloak, "then I shall return once I have freed your father from this curse!"

*"You would rather see my father killed, wizard, then ever aid his noble actions," the princess exclaimed with a tone of shy irritation as she was now able to see through his disguise, "and my hand you shall never have and my husband and king you shall never be!"

*The unicorn, Snowdrop, watched the going-ons with a laugh, the cloud ghost had promised him the unicorn princess's hand if she was delivered to him, with a hop through the crowd he grabbed the human princess in his mouth and, calling on the ghosts powers, spirited the princess away to the ghost's castle.

*Meanwhile, in the far-away Cakeland, the ghost sat on his throne of icing and awaited news from Snowdrop; a pair of centaurs beside him.

*"Is it wise to trust a... unicorn?" Oakbow asked the ghost, sneering and stomping his hoof disapprovingly.

*"The Unicorn is merely a pawn." replied the ghost.

*"A pawn... you sound like a unicorn yourself with the games you indulge in," Oakbow huffed.

END OF CHAPTER ONE!​


Thanks to Moot for title!
 
K3Seraph (10:23:52 PM): The bad part here is all the ice we get constantly. We'll get normal rain one day but the cold freezes it overnight.

moonlit009 (10:24:08 PM): Ah yes that would be an issue

KyoWeasel (10:24:31 PM): not if you commute via jetpack

K3Seraph (10:24:54 PM): Indeed, but hydrogen prices are through the roof right now making it a fortune just to fill it up.

KyoWeasel (10:25:05 PM): true

moonlit009 (10:25:22 PM): A hydrogen jet pack would be like having a bomb strapped on

K3Seraph (10:25:30 PM): And?

moonlit009 (10:25:43 PM): *shrugs*

KyoWeasel (10:25:48 PM): but it gets you all the babes

KyoWeasel (10:25:58 PM): of course, you can't take them anywhere with it...

GilgameshTime (10:26:04 PM): jetpacks are a pain to use no matter the fuel

GilgameshTime (10:26:11 PM): b/c you have a flamethrower

moonlit009 (10:26:12 PM): They appear to be

GilgameshTime (10:26:15 PM): pointed at your butt

Beaker321C (10:26:39 PM): It's okay, one day they will invent bionic asses and they'll have a jetpack add-on or something

K3Seraph (10:26:44 PM): That's why I'm making a chair for mine.

moonlit009 (10:26:46 PM): Bionic asses huh Beaks?

Beaker321C (10:26:53 PM): Bionic. Fucking. Asses.

xstay tuned (10:26:55 PM) has left the room.
K3Seraph (10:27:06 PM): Bionic asses with jetpacks strapped to them.

K3Seraph (10:27:15 PM): Problem solved.

KyoWeasel (10:27:30 PM): of course, you'll need to keep the software up to date

KyoWeasel (10:27:34 PM): or risk viruses

Beaker321C (10:27:40 PM): AssPack V6.3

K3Seraph (10:27:46 PM): Well, that depends on whether or not you're a Windows user.

KyoWeasel (10:27:53 PM): you don't want a hacker gaining control of your sphincter

moonlit009 (10:27:59 PM): That could be disastrous

moonlit009 (10:28:02 PM): and messy

K3Seraph (10:28:41 PM): Nah, the sphincter I can live with. It's when they manage to hack the meniscus that I'll be worried.
 
swaswj (11:41:27 PM): Also, just got tipped off that someone is plagiarizing my work. I feel all warm and fuzzy
Beaker321C (11:42:51 PM): Dude, you are warm and fuzzy
swaswj (11:46:30 PM): Shush
 
lilmangoseed 10:34 pm
teleportation device is broken...
frozen in the ice
hirenkyaku12123 10:34 pm
oh noes D:
isthatmaki 10:35 pm
*melts ice with blow dryer*
lilmangoseed 10:35 pm
*watches*
that might take awhile
toolazypinoy 10:35 pm
*melts ice w/hawt sexiness*
[SIZE=+0]:-* [/SIZE]
lilmangoseed 10:36 pm
that'll take even longer
toolazypinoy 10:36 pm
*also prime rib deliciousness*
isthatmaki 10:36 pm
*melts ice with cosmic catastrophe*
nanocarps 10:37 pm
*melts nice*
isthatmaki 10:37 pm
*melts lice*
nanocarps 10:37 pm
*melts rice*
isthatmaki 10:37 pm
*melts dice*
nanocarps 10:37 pm
*melts vice*
isthatmaki 10:38 pm
*melts spice*
K3Seraph 10:38 pm
*melts mice*
isthatmaki 10:38 pm
*melts twice*
K3Seraph 10:38 pm
*melts thrice*
isthatmaki 10:39 pm
*melts the sacrifice*
nanocarps 10:39 pm
*melts device*
K3Seraph 10:39 pm
*melts the snackrifice*
nanocarps 10:39 pm
*melts makrifice*
isthatmaki 10:40 pm
*melts advice*
K3Seraph 10:40 pm
*melts dice*
Wait...
Already said.
nanocarps 10:40 pm
*melts price*
K3Seraph 10:41 pm
*melts slice*
Kishyotai 10:41 pm
Take my advice
Kishyotai 10:41 pm
Stop rhyming
isthatmaki 10:41 pm
*melts advice*
Kishyotai 10:41 pm
...
 
EYKao87 (5:34:50 PM): Hi sera. And Hi mango
mintymaki (5:34:56 PM): Wb copilot
lilmangoseed (5:35:04 PM): hello hello. thanks maki
K3Seraph (5:35:14 PM): wb Mango
lilmangoseed (5:36:49 PM): hii sara
xxeternal72 (5:36:53 PM): wb mango
lilmangoseed (5:37:20 PM): thanks tern
mintymaki (5:37:23 PM): lingomanseed
lilmangoseed (5:37:50 PM): manseed >.<
nanocarps (5:38:10 PM): manseed ahahahahahaha
HarmoniousSanity (5:38:12 PM): lol
HarmoniousSanity (5:38:18 PM): *laughs*
lilmangoseed (5:38:22 PM): hiya harm
HarmoniousSanity (5:38:28 PM): hi harm
lilmangoseed (5:38:31 PM): lol
HarmoniousSanity (5:38:32 PM): I might record that
HarmoniousSanity (5:38:42 PM): and my mess up as well
HarmoniousSanity (5:38:47 PM): *facepalms*
HarmoniousSanity (5:38:51 PM): brb
 
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