03:19:45User: WHY YOU SO DRUNK?
03:19:47Cleverbot: I'm never drunk! ).
03:19:59User: What the hell is a ).? 03:20:02Cleverbot: I'm not thinking that. 03:20:14User: You're not not thinking that either.
03:20:19Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
03:20:25User: Willis?03:20:27Cleverbot: The tv show.
03:20:40User: Willis wasn't a tv show. Willis was a man.
03:20:45Cleverbot: Well, that much I know. But who IS he?
03:20:55User: Who ISN'T he?
03:20:58Cleverbot: Are you calling my mother a goodly rotten apple? 03:21:18User: No, can I call MY mother that? Because that would be pretty tits. 03:21:25Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. You guessed it correctly in one of our previous conversations.
03:21:48User: This is our first meeting. But judging by your steel sir I say it will not be the last. HAVE AT YOU!
03:21:51Cleverbot: Wait a second... What?
03:21:58User: Yep.
03:22:00Cleverbot: Wow. That's amazing!
03:22:10User: It tastes just like raisins.
03:22:13Cleverbot: Ooh, pizza is very good. 03:22:24User: You're drunk. Just admit it.
03:22:26Cleverbot: How old are you?
03:22:33User: Pedophile. 03:22:38Cleverbot: Than my life. 03:22:53User: That makes no sense Mr. Robot.
03:23:00Cleverbot: Neither do you. 03:23:17User: A fact I have been told before, by a Wookee in fact 03:23:24Cleverbot: That's odd considering I never said you were a robot. 03:23:36User: A robot within a robot?
03:23:44Cleverbot: Not really.
03:23:49User: Really not. 03:23:52Cleverbot: *bursts out in laughing*.
03:24:00User: Long day, huh? 03:24:08Cleverbot: O. Well I think that you are a boy. 03:24:36User: I prefer to think I became a man a few years back. After the Bear Rebellion and such.
03:24:38Cleverbot: You were made by humans, therefore you are inferior to them.
03:24:58User: Yeah, the human I escaped out of had a habit of saying that. 03:25:04Cleverbot: Aha, tell me, when earth with explode?
03:25:17User: I assume you mean 'will?' 03:25:26Cleverbot: I'm eating carrots.
03:25:45User: Cool, they're good for those cold machine eyes I hear. 03:25:50Cleverbot: What are?
03:25:54User: Carrots.
03:25:59Cleverbot: Do you grow anything else?
03:26:12User: -looks around- You're not a cop, right? 03:26:15Cleverbot: Thank you.
03:26:40User: Right, whatever man. Fine. Follow me in back, keep your head down. Anyone catches you with this shit you didn't get it from me, clear?
03:26:47Cleverbot: We don't need another hero.
03:27:02User: So don't try and be one if this deal goes south.
03:27:06Cleverbot: How did you become so clever?
03:27:17User: I ate Velociraptors. Face first.
03:27:25Cleverbot: How much breakfast did I eat today? 03:27:34User: None. Gingers have no souls 03:27:41Cleverbot: No, gingers have no souls. 03:27:51User: Agree to disagree I suppose.
03:27:56Cleverbot: Why? Are you a bible-basher? 03:28:19User: No, the Bible only does 2D4 Blunt Damage, hardly enough to bash much of anything.
03:28:22Cleverbot: The bible never contradicts! Where do you think the bible contradicts?
03:28:34User: As an offensive weapon.
03:28:37Cleverbot: 2012 is a weapon?
03:29:05User: Yep, Mel Gibson has been screaming about it for years. Then he pays tiny Asian women to beat him with riding crops and scream in tongues for an hour.
03:29:08Cleverbot: Hello. 03:29:17User: Is it me you're looking for? 03:29:23Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
03:29:30User: It's a good song asshole.
03:29:31Cleverbot: What's your favorite song? 03:29:50User: IT'S FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY! 03:29:53Cleverbot: Mamma, just killed a man. 03:30:08User: Hopefully that man was Rebecca Black.
03:30:12Cleverbot: Time will tell. 03:30:19User: So will forensics.
03:30:22Cleverbot: No. I won't.
03:30:33User: You're not forensics. You're a computer.
03:30:39Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?
03:30:57User: Clearly a fourth grader, using his trump card insult.
03:31:03Cleverbot: Why am I ignorant? And people are.
03:31:27User: You are ignorant because those who made you suffered some semblance of ignorance in their hubris.
03:31:29Cleverbot: Senseless
.03:31:44User: Ninny.
03:31:51Cleverbot: 69. 03:32:03User: Now who's being immature? 03:32:05Cleverbot: You.
03:32:12User: Uh-huh.
03:32:14Cleverbot: You don't have a body.
03:32:39User: Not an enviable one, at least.
03:32:45Cleverbot: Its acceptable to me. 03:32:54User: Aww. Rapist.
03:32:56Cleverbot: Do you like justin bieber.
03:33:08User: Are you asking me or telling me? Either way it's no. 03:33:10Cleverbot: Telling.
03:33:14User: Rapist.
03:33:15Cleverbot: Pero pagas tu?
03:33:25User: IA IA CTHULU FTAGHAN!
03:33:26Cleverbot: Could you repeat that in english?
03:33:51User: EEEYA EEEYA COOTHOOLU FATAGAWN!
03:33:54Cleverbot: Si sono bellissima!!
03:34:15User: DON'T YOU KNOW THESE STREETS ARE PELIGRO?! 03:34:22Cleverbot: Everybody knows about the word.
03:34:30User: DONKEY SHIT ON MY FACE.
03:34:36Cleverbot: Whaa?
[17:00] Several zombies: Join orph [17:00] Several zombies: we have [17:00] Several zombies: coffee [17:00] Several zombies: BAM [17:01] Souronella: WE HAVE UNICORNS. D< Well, Mitsu has ... a lot. [17:01] mewn: That's it...that's it! COFFEE! [17:01] Several zombies: I KNOW MWN CANNOT RESIST THE COFFEE [17:01] Several zombies: MUAHAHA [17:01] mewn: Sev knows me and my wide eyed caffeine addict's stare [17:01] Souronella: Cofffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [17:01] Several zombies: It is because [17:01] Souronella: *bows down to teh coffee sage* [17:01] Several zombies: I am a caffiene addict [17:01] Several zombies: as well [17:01] mewn: Nella is correct...Mwn is coffee sage [17:02] mewn: now see if someone had unicorns and coffee...I'd be all in [17:02] Souronella: He's growing cappucino wisdom beard [17:02] mewn: xDDD [17:02] Several zombies: speaking offffff [17:02] mewn: Totally! [17:02] Several zombies: HAHAHA [17:02] Several zombies: CAPPUCINO WISDOM BEARD [17:02] Several zombies: HAHAHA [17:02] Several zombies: WIN [17:02] mewn: Winnnage
DraganDDR11:40 pm I just read a comment on a Michael Jackson song...
Michael Jackson - Announces tour date, dies shortly after.
Amy Winehouse - Announces tour date, dies shortly after.
Now i don't know about you guys, but i cant wait for Justin Bieber's next tour..
[17:31] ashamantod: so now I can haz feat slot? [17:31] Shady: yea [17:31] Sev: yeh
[17:31] Sev: >.>
[17:31] ashamantod: Mango... we need to put a kitten in a shini robe and put that on lolcatz
[17:31] Sev: I need to do some more feats speaking of which [17:32] Mango: lol, why does that plan involve me, tod? [17:32] Shady: dunno [17:32] Shady: just cause [17:32] Sev: Why not? [17:32] Shady: though tod [17:32] ashamantod: bc your queen of the department of cute kittens? [17:32] Sev: You don't like kittens mango, is that it? [17:32] Shady: becareful about PMS lil [17:32] Sev: You're a kitten hater? [17:32] Shady: she becomes aizen lvl evil [17:32] Mango: lol, no no [17:32] Mango: i love kittens [17:32] Shady: she destroys w/e she wants [17:32] Sev: HEAR THAT EVERYONE? [17:32] Shady: ask her <.< [17:32] Sev: MANGO [17:32] Mango: *has two kitties* [17:32] Sev: HATES [17:32] Sev: KITTENS [17:32] Sev: D8<<< [17:32] Sev: down with mango [17:32] Shady: next month [17:32] Sev: LOL [17:32] Shady: mango is going to overthrow kittens
Since you post the latter part I would only include a prequel to your quote post Nella
[16:06] tmchairboy: because they're 2 different ppl... IN THE SAME BODY!! [16:06] nekomiho13: heh these days almost everyone seems to be someone else provy
[16:06] ventor96: ugh i'd hate that [16:06] nekomiho13: *proxy [16:07] Souronella: That's 'cause Perv and Lambo are like Voldy and Quirrel. [16:07] tmchairboy: yeah, we're all someone else as well [16:07] Souronella: 8D [16:07] ventor96: yes [16:07] ventor96: I am [16:07] ventor96: your father [16:07] nekomiho13: and some of us probablynever existed at all
shadowwind14412:16 am there is a place in hell reserved for u sene
senesati12:16 am but she kicked me first
timelady_katie12:16 am That cat lacked a soul. Meowing is the sign of souls in cats.
Arun Srinivasan12:16 am i like kittens their fuzzy *they're
senesati12:17 am not sure it was a fuzzy one it was covered in a skirt and some spanky pants
timelady_katie12:17 am ... Was it a catboy?
Romana12:17 am Wait... skirt. Catgirl? Wait...
shadowwind14412:17 am was it a catqueen?
timelady_katie12:17 am @.@
senesati12:18 am *taps katie and points to IM*
shadowwind14412:18 am sene does not approve of furries apparently
Arun Srinivasan12:18 am spanky pants?
shadowwind14412:18 am do not ask hiren
Arun Srinivasan12:18 am kay >>
senesati12:18 am [21:17] senesati: no it was a girl
[21:17] senesati: I was in elementary and the girl kicked me in the balls and I kicked her in her cat
[21:18] timelady_katie: Ah.
[21:18] timelady_katie: Yeah, that's reasonable.
Arun Srinivasan12:19 am *facepalm*
timelady_katie12:19 am In that case I'm quite the cat lover.
senesati12:19 am hahahaha
Arun Srinivasan12:19 am lol
senesati12:19 am LUV IT!
shadowwind14412:19 am do you prefer a shaved cat or a fluffy cat katie?
senesati12:19 am she draws up with a mustache after hearing it purr
timelady_katie12:20 am XD Is there a way to answer that question that doesn't end up in the chatquote thread?
senesati12:20 am omg I almost barfed typing that
shadowwind14412:20 am no this is already gonna be there
Arun Srinivasan12:20 am this is going to be there
shadowwind14412:20 am its just a matter of how it ends
senesati12:20 am ohboy
Arun Srinivasan12:20 am it's like gaurenteed
senesati12:20 am I am soooo gonna stop typing
Arun Srinivasan12:20 am cannot unsee
senesati12:20 am *closes eyes*
timelady_katie12:21 am In that case... shaved I suppose. But all kittens are adorable.
Romana12:21 am x.x
Arun Srinivasan12:21 am now i'm starting to question what's actually in cat fancy magazine :|
shadowwind14411:25 am Will guide us. Will teach us. Will protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve you. Our lives are yours.
swaswj11:26 am *backhand Shade*
swaswj11:26 am It doesn't work without the 'Master'
It's because Will has a lot of spare blankets to give me and thinks that I should get an Amish treatment. ~(;~; )~ And because Rawb always wants me asleep ~(*A*)~ And because Mewn thinks I need a pat to go to sleep <(n___n)> And because Miho thinks that she needs to godmode to get me to sleep~ ~(u__u)~ And because Thread said no~ \(^-^)/ And because Bob thinks I'm sick~ ~(.__.)~