Week 281: Life Ain't Nothin' But Bitches and Impalas

[Chef Bryardee]

Curren$y | Role Model

I've been in the game, OG
Seen fools blow up and blow it, you know it
Prophetized by the perpetually high poet
I've been through it so free game I got to throw it to the listeners
Gifted in the art of deciphering rhymes
Conjured up in the confines of a powerful mind
Between the cars and broads, you're sure to find
The story of a man who drew his own guidelines
Inspirational, ain't it?
The way shorty set his goals tall and attained'em
Professional brushstrokes on canvasses
Finger-painting amateurs, can't handle it you do best to stay in your pajamas, kid
Blew my high when you came in with them cameras
Questions and peanuts, galleries and suggestions
I hear some drummers comin' from your section, that's cool
But we got our own beat to walk to, fool!

Uh, drinkin' from the lemonade bottle
Tell the truth, do I look like a role model?
To the kid that chose me to follow...
Life ain't nothin but bitches and Impalas

Uh, drinkin' from the lemonade bottle
Now tell the truth, do I look like a role model?
To the kid that chose me to follow
Life ain't nothin but bitches and Impalas

Nigga! Life ain't nothin' but bitches and Impalas, yeah!
Lyin' ass bitches, thievin' ass patnas
To the kid that chose me to follow
Life ain't nothin' but bitches and Impalas
Thievin' ass bitches, lyin' ass patnas
Yeah!​

Post dem stats, hoe.​

 

[Eidolon]

[201 plus the last ever staff bonus omg]
Kite - Initiative Orpheus, Unemployed
Reiatsu: 43,849
~Undead~ 47, 903
~Abomination~ 56, 612
~You Are Dead~ 60, 967
Combat: 22,000
Agility: 1,000
Fortitude: 21,849

Feats:
[Unique] - Clint Squint
[Unique] - Immaterial Strength (pending)
[Trained] - Bitch Tactics (pending)
(-) Trained


[bought and used 10k 2nd PC market item + 1 bleed]
Creed - 6th of the 10th

Reiatsu: 16,820
~Scream~ 19,704
Zanjutsu : 6,000
Hakuda : 500
Hohou: 8,320
Kidou: 2,000

- Bakudou #6, Tensoku (Foot Binding) - 60 Kidou
- Bakudou #5, Mage Eye - 35 Kidou
- Hadou #13, Sou Ryo Meku - 85 Kidou
- Hadou #19, Infurnus - 135 Kidou
- Hadou #29, Lightning Rod - 275 Kidou


Feats
[trained] - Officer

Items
--

 

[Albinocur]

Zakeriah 3rd of the 11th

Reiatsu: 23,177
Furor Exuro: (27,812)
Lupus Titan por Ferrum: {32,447}
Zanjutsu: 11,917
Hakuda: 8,601
Hohou: 2,399
Kidou: 76

 

[Shun]

Arashi Ryoujin- Juuichibantai No Yonseki
Grade: 940 + 188 (94 consec x 2 sdb) + 30 (15 div kills x 2 sdb)= 1158
Reiatsu: 41,335
~Kazeoni 49,602
~Ryuusei Kazeoni 57,869
Zanjutsu: 16,120
Hakuda: 1104
Hohou: 14,110
Kidou: 10,001 (Threshold: 15,002)
-Tsuzuri Raiden - Hadou #11, 80 Kidou
-Genshi (Atom) - Hadou #14, 100 Kidou
-Dragon's Breath - Hadou #17, 125 Kidou
-Raigen - Hadou #23, 200 Kidou
--Shakkahou (Shot of Red Fire) - Hadou #31, 320 Kidou
--Soukatsui (Blue Fire, Crash Down) - Hadou #33, 375 Kidou
---Homurahana (Blaze Petals) - Hadou #61, 1400 Kidou
---Kokuryuha - Hadou #70, 1500 Kidou
----Harasu - Hadou #80, 4000 Kidou
----Kurohitsugi (Black Coffin) - Hadou #90, 6500 Kidou
-----Gun no Kyousei (Army's Force) - Hadou #93, 8000 Kidou
-----Hyouga Seiran (Glacier Vapor Storm) - Hadou #94, 8250 Kidou
Haku-do Ryo-shinogi
Silver Dragonfly Sunglasses
*Summer 2009 Feat Slot*- Spell Diversity
*Summer 2010 Feat Slot*- Kyokyuu Houshutsu - "Permanent Release"
*Bankai Unique Feat Slot*-
GM Feat: Daisharin Uzu Kaminari [Cyclonic Thunderstorm Cartwheel]
Kan- 5325

 

[Vincent Valen]

Adding 84 * consec = 92
181 * consec = 199
171 * consec = 188
15 div bonus * 2 sdb = 30

don't forget to double your grade for us, berri ^^

total added: 509


Reiatsu: 10,453
Kōri no Jotei // 11,498
Zanjutsu: 7,953
Hakuda: 0
Hohou: 2,500
Kidou: 0
Feats:
Trained - [Beautiful Things PM, Winter '12]
Items:
Konkyuushuu - Soul Siphon [PM Item]
Onitorou - Demon Lantern [PM Item]
Kindan no Konomi - Forbidden Fruit [PM Item]

 

[tminus31]

CONSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEC!!!!

Ewan Phillips Jr - Orpheus
Grade: 0
Reiatsu - 27,334
The Iron Hand ~ 30,067
And An Iron Everything For That Matter ~ 35,534
Combat - 10,000
Agility - 7,334
Fortitude - 10,000
Items
None
Feats
Legacy: Cram Session [Trained]
[5 Empty Slots | 2 Trained | 3 Unique]

 

[Shadowwind]

And lo did shadey finally finish bleeding.
193 *1.2 = 231 + 30 div = 261 + 2988 (remainder of bleed) = 3249

Feng Yin, Vice-Captain 9th Division
Reiatsu: 31,277
Ekibyou: 37,532

Ekibyou no Suisei

Ekibyou
Reiatsu: 17,202
Combat: 14,074
Agility: 9,382
Ability: 0

Zanjutsu: 20,000
Hakuda: 0
Hohou: 11,277
Kidou: 0

Feats:
PM 1: Soul Slayer
PM 2:
Retribution: Patient Zero
Bankai: Symbiotic Combatants

 

[K3]

Grade: 154 x 1.1(Consec) = 169 + 50(Div) = 219
Total Reiatsu: 55,887

Bleed:
Kiro + 5,668
Arano - 5,668

*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*

Kiro Shenrai - Unseated of the Second Division
Reiatsu: 25,887
Sabigyoushou ~ 31,064
Kegirai Sabigyoushou ~ 36,242
Zanjutsu: 5,887
Hakuda: 10,000
Hohou: 5,000
Kidou: 5,000
~ 22 Kidou Slots ~
- Shou - Hadou #1, 8 Kidou
- Byakurai - Hadou #4, 25 Kidou
- Breaking Palm - Hadou #25, 220 Kidou
-- Shakkahou - Hadou #31, 320 Kidou
-- Daishou - Hadou #38, 460 Kidou
--- Raikouhou - Hadou #63, 1500 Kidou
---- Houkiboshi - Hadou #76, 3200 Kidou

- Sai - Bakudou #1, 15 Kidou
- Ghost Fire - Bakudou #11, 70 Kidou
-- Surveillance Clone - Bakudou #40, 600 Kidou
-- Pseudo Blade - Bakudou #42, 600 Kidou
-- Lazarus - Hadou #47, 750 Kidou
[ Unique: Taika ]
[ Trained: Empty ]
[ Trained: Empty ]

*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*

Arano - Director of Cerberus Fukushima
Reiatsu: 40,000
Katsushio ~ 46,000
Urashio ~ 52,000
Combat: 10,000
Agility: 20,000
Fortitude: 10,000
~ 55,000₢ ~
- Bio-Augmentation: Chealon
- Bio-Augmentation: Khionesine
- Bio-Augmentation: Pyrozac
- Booster: Ettityl RE
- Aerosol: Tethysane
- Aerosol: Redutiycin
- Aerosol: Nessutane
- Aerosol: Gladosine
[ Unique: Senzai ]
[ Unique: Houmatsu ]
[ Trained Style: Tonbo-ryu ]
[ Trained: Heiryoku ]
[ Trained: Rei Genkai ]
[ GM: Blood Shadow ]

 

[Time Lady Katie]

136 * 1.1 (Consec) = 149
100 to Adelaide, 49 to Echo

Adelaide Pierce Tenth Division, Acting Captain Reiatsu: 41317 (8263.4) Lashiel: 49580 (9916) Caries Sanctimonia Lashiel: 57843 (11586.6) Zanjutsu: 10000 (2000) Hakuda: 50 (2.5) Hohou: 5667 (1133.4) Kidou: 25000 (5000) -----Hadou #96, Ittou Kasou ---Hadou #53, Sanjukageki ---Hadou #53, Sanjukageki ---Hadou #53, Sanjukageki ---Hadou #61, Homurahana ---Hadou #70, Kyokuryuha ---Hadou #70, Kyokuryuha ---Hadou #70, Kyokuryuha --Hadou #33, Soukatsui --Hadou #33, Soukatsui --Hadou #33, Soukatsui --Hadou #35, Aisu --Hadou #38, Daishou -Hadou #16, Hiashi -Hadou #28, Banshisei -Hadou #28, Banshisei -Hadou #28, Banshisei -Hadou #30, Big Bang Hadou #16 part two, Hiashi no Hari Hadou #28 part two, Ruzai Hadou #35 part two, Aisu Wave ----Bakudou #85, Event Horizon ----Bakudou #85, Event Horizon ----Bakudou #85, Event Horizon ---Bakudou #55, Diamond Dust --Bakudou #32, Tangent --Bakudou #38, Hinome -Bakudou #2, Blue Mist -Bakudou #5, Mage Eye -Bakudou #28, Anchor

Echo LaSalle Fourth Division, Unseated Reiatsu: 11193 Fidelacchius: 12312 Zanjutsu: 5000 Hakuda: 0 Hohou: 2193 Kidou: 4000 --Hadou #48, Burst Stream -Hadou #22, Deadly Quill -Hadou #28, Banshisei Hadou #28 part two, Ruzai --Bakudou #43, Aquatic Cell -Bakudou #22, Material Summon Bakudou #43 part two, Aquatic Coffin --Chiyudou #48, Triage -Chiyudou #1, Mend -Chiyudou #1, Mend -Chiyudou #1, Mend -Chiyudou #2, Purge -Chiyudou #30, Clear Sight

 

[Wayne]

Grader bonus, you will be missed u__u


Grade: 914 (SDB added) + 182 (Consec Bonus w/ SDB) = 1096 + 400 (Grader Bonus w/ SDB) = 1496

Reiatsu+ 1496
Zanjutsu+ 1496

-----------------------------------------

Reijuu Kyuketsu :: Captain of the 11th Division

Reiatsu: 57,460
Tenzansatsu - 68,952
Fuhen Souryokusen - 80,444
Zanjutsu: 44,860
Hakuda: 100
Hohou: 6,000
Kidou: 6,500
-- Reitouten, Hadou #50 // 1000 Kidou
--- Saju Sabaku, Bakudou #63 // 1200 Kidou
--- Kokuryuha, Hadou #70 // 1750 Kidou
---- Kuyou Shibari, Bakudou #79 // 3000 Kidou
---- Kurohitsugi, Hadou #90 // 6500 Kidou
Items:
Vitruvian Cross
Orb of Ignition
Sorei no Te [pm]
Feats:
[Unique] - Predation
[Unique] - Judgment Cut
[Trained] - Radiance
[Trained] - Empty
[Style] - Empty
[GM] - Bloodlust
[GM] - Suberu no Ken

 

[Chef Bryardee]

Rudo Braun - Independent

Grade = 243 + 10% (CON) = 267

Reiatsu: 38,903 (+267)
Shūhaku: 5,835 (Unrestrained)
Kyūzu: 18,903 (+267)
Namazan: 15,000
Dōryū: 5,000

Techs:

• None

Items:

• [Unique: Empty] (A-Rank)
• [Unique: Empty] (A-Rank)

Feats:

• [Trained: Empty] (Halcyonic Entropy PM)
• [Trained: Empty] (Lies in Remembrance PM)
• [Trained: Empty] (Beautiful Things PM)

Kan: 300 (+100 Staff Bonus)

 

[Sormeki]

(137 (Grade) * 1.1 (Consec)) + 75 (Div) + 200 (Grade) + 1370 (Bleed) = 1795
Weeks of Bleed Left: 5


Kazuta Takahashi
Division/Seat: 8th Division/Unseated
Reiatsu: 6284 + 1795 = 8079
Zanjutsu: 3143 + 897 = 4040
Hakuda: 628 + 180 = 808
Hohou: 1885 + 538 = 2423
Kidou: 628 + 180 = 808


New Stats:

Kazuta Takahashi
Division/Seat: 8th Division/Unseated
Reiatsu: 8079
Tenryuu: 8886
Zanjutsu: 4040
Hakuda: 808
Hohou: 2423
Kidou: 808

 

[Ganner Rhysode]

Alright, so I got some catching up to do...

Week 248: The Lost, Part VI. Grade: 90/93

No bonus for that week other than Consec.

+99 Reiatsu
+40 Zanjutsu
+9 Hakuda
+20 Hohou
+30 Kidou
No rage gain/loss

So, my stats now for week 248...

Week 248

Tod Kenly, Vizards Cerberus Agent

Reiatsu: 12642 (Masked: 15170)
Grey Man: 15170 (Masked: 18204)
Zanjutsu: 4210 (Masked: 5052)
Hakuda: 2047 (Masked: 2456)
Hohou: 2695 (Masked: 3234)
Kidou: 3690 (Masked: 4428) [Threshold: 5535] {Threshold Masked: 6642}
Rage: 0%

Kidou Spells Known:
Slots: (18/19 Slots Filled)
* [Bakudou:]
- Bakudou # 5 Mage Eye, 35 Kidou.
- Bakudou # 9 Geki, 70 Kidou. Extension: Hourin, 75 Kidou.
- Bakudou # 16 Familiar Stranger, 120 Kidou
- Bakudou # 19 Sticky Draw, 150 Kidou
- Bakudou # 27 Keeji, 100 Kidou
- Bakudou # 29 Threshold, 325 Kidou
- Bakudou # 30 Shitotsu Sansen, 300 Kidou.
-- Bakudou # 35 Cursed Mark, 400 Kidou.
* [Hadou:]
- Hadou # 8 Rakurai, 50 Kidou.
- Hadou # 22 Deadly Quill, 175 Kidou.
- Hadou # 30 Big Bang, 300 Kidou
-- Hadou # 31 Shakkahou, 320 Kidou.
-- Hadou # 32 Oukasen, 350 Kidou.
-- Hadou # 33 Soukatsui, 375 Kidou.
-/- Hadou # 53 Sanjukageki, 1045 Kidou.


Items:
Unique Item: Mask of the Wretched
Gikongan: Ginnosuke the Cat
Bounty Points: 300

Trained Feat:
Feat Slot: Spell Diversity(Common) (Chasing Shadows PMs)

Unique Feat:
Feat Slot: Feeding The Beast(Trained) (Vizard Taming Completion)

Division Techs: Mark of the Hunted

Now for Week 281.

Grades: Like Ashes 99/102

+50 Div Bonus

+149 Reiatsu
+60 Zanjutsu
+19 Hakuda
+30 Hohou
+40 Kidou
No rage gain/loss

So, my stats now for week 281...

Stats Update for Week 281

Tod Kenly, Vizards Cerberus Agent

Reiatsu: 12791 (Masked: 15349)
Grey Man: 15349 (Masked: 18419)
Zanjutsu: 4270 (Masked: 5124)
Hakuda: 2066 (Masked: 2446)
Hohou: 2725 (Masked: 3210)
Kidou: 3730 (Masked: 4476) [Threshold: 5595] {Threshold Masked: 6714}
Rage: 0%

Kidou Spells Known:
Slots: (18/19 Slots Filled)
* [Bakudou:]
- Bakudou # 5 Mage Eye, 35 Kidou.
- Bakudou # 9 Geki, 70 Kidou. Extension: Hourin, 75 Kidou.
- Bakudou # 16 Familiar Stranger, 120 Kidou
- Bakudou # 19 Sticky Draw, 150 Kidou
- Bakudou # 27 Keeji, 100 Kidou
- Bakudou # 29 Threshold, 325 Kidou
- Bakudou # 30 Shitotsu Sansen, 300 Kidou.
-- Bakudou # 35 Cursed Mark, 400 Kidou.
* [Hadou:]
- Hadou # 8 Rakurai, 50 kidou.
- Hadou # 22 Deadly Quill, 175 Kidou.
- Hadou # 30 Big Bang, 300 Kidou
-- Hadou # 31 Shakkahou, 320 Kidou.
-- Hadou # 32 Oukasen, 350 Kidou.
-- Hadou # 33 Soukatsui, 375 Kidou.
-/- Hadou # 53 Sanjukageki, 1045 Kidou.


Items:
Unique Item: Mask of the Wretched
Gikongan: Ginnosuke the Cat
Bounty Points: 300

Trained Feat:
Feat Slot: Spell Diversity(Common) (Chasing Shadows PMs)

Unique Feat:
Feat Slot: Feeding The Beast(Trained) (Vizard Taming Completion)

Division Techs: Mark of the Hunted

 

[Bish]

Last time on Dragonball Z...

Toride Satoru - 10th Division, Fourth Seat

Reiatsu: 7471 + 76 = 7547
- Diapasão - 8218
Zanjutsu: 15
Hakuda: 4056 + 44
Hohou: 1400 + 32
Kidou: 2000
- Hadou #7, Talon, 50 Kidou
- Hadou #17, Dragon's Breath, 125 Kidou
-- Hadou #44, One Hundred Wooden Arrows, 600 Kidou
- Bakudou #23, Clay, 200 Kidou
-- Bakudou #35, Cursed Mark, 400 Kidou

Items:
- 10th Division Item Pack [D]
- Nami Hara
- Inochigari Gakusha
- Konkyuushuu [PM Spoils]
- Kindan no Konomi [PM Spoils]

Feats:
- [ Animagus ]
- [ Empty ]
- [ Empty ]

Toride Satoru - 10th Division, Fourth Seat

Reiatsu: 7547
- Diapasão - 8301
Zanjutsu: 15
Hakuda: 4100
Hohou: 1432
Kidou: 2000
- Hadou #7, Talon, 50 Kidou
- Hadou #30, Big Bang, 300 Kidou
-- Hadou #44, One Hundred Wooden Arrows, 600 Kidou
- Bakudou #17, Earthen Maw, 120 Kidou
-- Bakudou #35, Cursed Mark, 400 Kidou

Items:
- 10th Division Item Pack [D]
- Nami Hara
- Inochigari Gakusha
- Konkyuushuu [PM Spoils]
- Kindan no Konomi [PM Spoils]

Feats:
- [ Animagus ]
- [ Empty ]
- [ Empty ]

 

[Rob]

’Shunshin’ Amaterasu Nana - Sanbantai no Taichou Reiatsu: 80,000 ~ Shikai ~ 96,000 ~ ~ Bankai ~ 112,000 ~ Zanjutsu: 28,000 Hakuda: 1,000 Hohou: 50,000 Kidou: 1,000 Items: [ - S-Tier - 1/1 Slots -] [Ama-no-Murakumo-no-Tsurugi] Feats: [- Trained - 2/3 Slots -] [Ou-Arashi Ha - "Tempest Blade Style"] [Gyakuuryu - "Reverse Flow"] [Vice Captaincy Slot] [- Unique - 2/2 Slots -] [Seikuu - "Mastery of Air"] [Shinsekinenshou - "Immersion Burning"] [- GM - 1/1 Slots -] [Hikouki Kumo - "Vapor Trail"]

Kurosawa Naoko - Shinigami, Vizard Reiatsu: 1,266 Zanjutsu: 366 Hakuda: 300 Hohou: 300 Kidou: 300 Rage: 5% Items: [ - D-Tier - 0/1 Slots - ] Feats: [ - Trained - 0/2 Slots - ] Bleed: [ - Secondary PC Stat Boost - 0/20,000 Reiatsu - ]

 

[Dysney]

Adele Ama

Tenth Division, Twentieth Seat

Grade: 43 + 50 (Division Bonus) = 93

Reiatsu- 2583

Zanjutsu- 662

Hakuda-630

Hohou-630

Kidou-661
-Bakudou #8, Seki, 60 Kidou
-Hadou # 12, Inflamari, 95 Kidou
-Hadou # 17, Dragon's Breath, 125 Kidou
-Bakudo #13, Fushibi, 85 Kidou (plus cost of Hadou)

Items- 10th division item pack

Feats [Empty]

 

[Apeiron]

Haresuno "Kyo" Uchiharu - Captain of the 5th Division Grade: 126 + 12 = 138 Reiatsu: 55,379 ~ Xiezhi ~ 66,455 ~ ~ Sekiryoku Houshiki Xiezhi ~ 77,531 ~ Zanjutsu: 15,000 Hakuda: 14,379 Hohou: 11,000 Kidou: 15,000 -Enkosen (Arc Shield) - Bakudou #9, 475 Kidou -Enkosen (Arc Shield) - Bakudou #9, 475 Kidou -Enkosen (Arc Shield) - Bakudou #9, 475 Kidou -Control Doll - Bakudou #19, 600 Kidou + cost of Bakudou (if any) -Haien (Abolishing Flame) - Hadou #24, 1100 Kidou -Haien (Abolishing Flame) - Hadou #24, 1100 Kidou -Glass Veil - Bakudou #30, 995 Kidou -Glass Veil - Bakudou #30, 995 Kidou --Raikouhou - Hadou #33, 1500 Kidou --Raikouhou - Hadou #33, 1500 Kidou --Landslide - Hadou #36, 1800 Kidou --Houkiboshi (Comet) - Hadou #46, 3200 Kidou --Houkiboshi (Comet) - Hadou#46, 3200 Kidou ---Dankuu - Bakudou #51, 5000 Kidou ---Gun no Kyousei - Hadou #63, 8000 Kidou ---Gun no Kyousei - Hadou #63, 8000 Kidou ---Valer - Bakudou #67, 7500 Kidou ---Valer - Bakudou #67, 7500 Kidou Items: -[Svalinn] -[Empty A-Tier] -[Div. Tenriku] -[Div. Strain] -[Div. Blueprint] -[Gift: The Chariot] Feats: [L: Izonkankei] [T: Heishuu Ryuuou] [S: Kyopoku-ryu] [U: Hitei Reiatsu] [U: What Lies Beyond the Glass Veil] [GM: Second Wind] [GM: Kashiwa Katayori] Kan: 1,288 Condition: Exotic Sealed Weapon [Wooden Staff]

Allen Goddenheim Grade: 0 Reiatsu: 10,100 Shuuhaku: 1,010 Kyuuzu: 4,100 Namazan: 5,000 Douryuu: 1,000 Bow: Rei Hamayumi Gintou: ---- ---- Items: -[Empty B-tier] Feats: [Verdecktes Heiliges] [Empty] [Empty]